Hilariously Twisted Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day

Taken from somewhere in the internet and beyond, these are twisted, but still… hilariously true!

• Be yourself. Everyone is already taken. <Oscar Wilde>
• Don’t put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today. <Lenina, Brave New  World>
• Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
• Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
• Knowledge is power. The more I know you the more power I have over you.
• Minds are like parachutes. Just because you’ve lost yours doesn’t mean you can borrow mine.

• Nasi sudah menjadi bubur. Tambahkan daging ayam, seledri, bawang goreng, kerupuk, jadilah bubur ayam spesial.
• Never argue with an idiot – They’ll drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. 

Remember a nice smile will get you so far but a simple grin and gun will get you much further.

 

^_^ Happy Fasting Dear Reader! ^_^