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Taken from somewhere in the internet and beyond, these are twisted, but still… hilariously true!

  • Be yourself. Everyone is already taken. <Oscar Wilde>
  • Don’t put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today. <Lenina, Brave New  World>
  • Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
  • Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
  • Knowledge is power. The more I know you the more power I have over you.
  • Minds are like parachutes. Just because you’ve lost yours doesn’t mean you can borrow mine.
  • Nasi sudah menjadi bubur. Tambahkan daging ayam, seledri, bawang goreng, kerupuk, jadilah bubur ayam spesial.
  • Never argue with an idiotThey’ll drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. 

Remember a nice smile will get you so far but a simple grin and gun will get you much further.

 

^_^ Happy Fasting Dear Reader! ^_^

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3 Comments

  1. …which one?

  2. I have One…


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